by mistermellow001 » Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:04 pm
You think they'll let me do it? Maybe a letter from Joe Pesci would help...
Dear Department of Licensing,
On behalf of my friend, Mr. Mellow, I would like you to give him the fucking license plate that he wants. He has informed me that the Department of Licensing reviews all personalized-plate applications for some kind of fucking family-friendly fucking bullshit. What the fuck? "Personalized"? Are you fucking kidding me? Hey, he's the nicest fucking guy I know, but he don't want no fucking plate that says fucking "BEST MOM" or some shit.
Who do I have to fucking talk to? Don't send me some standard bullshit answer from some fucking fuck piece of shit no talent ass clown who sits behind a fucking desk wishing someone would fucking kill him because you fuckers have sucked the soul right out of his ass hole. Hey, I got nothing against the guy, it's just that if he doesn't do what my friend wants, he's a fucking fuck. Do you understand what I'm saying. You best, or you're nothing but a fucking fuck yourself. How do you like that shit?
Yours Sincerely, and Best Regards,
Joe Pesci
P.S., My friend Mr. Mellow indicates to me that he will accept, as an alternative, FKN MELO, as he wishes not to make waves. I told him he's a fucking pussy, but I ain't him.
Guy