how men screw up romance

by **Hedge** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:12 pm

This is what happens when you give a man to much time to think! LOL

by **Speedblastr** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:42 pm

It's a dangerous committee up there, brother Hedge. Speed.

by **TonUp** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:15 am

LOL

Methane is not just for fuel anymore! It is the necessary device to make the DUTCH OVEN perform at its peak!!! And yes it is very flammable.

Tito

Ton Up!

by **mark** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:31 am

Hmm. I wonder what would happen if you struck a match in a Dutch Oven...

I think we need some volunteers.

--mark

by **Hedge** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:37 am

Report back to us Mark! :-)

by **mark** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:21 pm

I didn't say I was one of the volunteers.

--mark

by **Speedblastr** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:26 pm

Me neither; it was NAMAG Hedge who volunteered the info, I just added to it-kinda, I'm no stool pigeon body bomb. LMAO Check subject.

by **Hedge** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:33 pm

I know one of you Ass-Clowns is going to try this b4 the week is finished and your gonna laugh your ass off, get in trouble, and then think - that if it wasn't for that Motherfucking Hedge I wouldn't be in all this trouble! :-)

by **TonUp** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:26 pm

Bring a fire extinguisher just in case! LOL

Tito

Ton Up!

by **JEnfield** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:24 pm

I've done alot of shit to fuck it up so I will pass. I am on the verge of 20 years 2/14 at high noon . All gun fighters go out at high noon its a cowboy thing. A man is not complete till he's married then his fuckin ass is finished. I am trying to do this one right Diamonds and gold and dinner and who knows might have to learn some new tricks to keep up with all those 20 something studs running around. May all my brothers and two new sisters enjoy VDay like no other.

Jimmy

by **Hedge** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:52 pm

That sounds nice Jimmy - I know Mrs. Jimmy is gonna have one nice evening with you. Hell if you play your cards right you might even get lucky at the end of the night! :-)

by **JEnfield** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:33 pm

If so good if not I will take all the last 20 to keep me grounded she is one awsome woman I hope you guys get to meet her. I didn't tell you guys the night I bought my Bonnie I showed up at home with it and she could have shit . But she didn't say a word other then would you like me to get dressed to help clean her a spot out in the garage. What a awsome woman how with all the shit I have done get so lucky to have a great wife.

Jimmy

by **Hedge** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:38 pm

How you ask? God moves in mysterious ways my friend! Maybe he has a special mission in the future that he needs you for and maybe the only way he knew to prolong your life was to put your lovely wife in your life so you would behave until summoned! :-)

by **b_mason** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:27 pm

I have never done a dutch oven to the wifem I have told her about the stripper at my best friend's batchlor party before we were married. She still married me, found my sprint for me, put up with me after I was pulled over for 135 on 95 after work. I bought her chocolate hearts, Roses(long stem) and a stuffed bear. Had them delivered to her work so everyone would see them. Gotta say that she Is an enabler of the motorcycle fun. Can't wait until I can tell some young guy that I have been married 30, 40,50 years!!

I guess I'm saying that My wife, Jennifer is awsome! You will meet her only if you come up to Maine on July 25.26.27 for the Maine European Motorcycle Enthusiats Weekend at Sunday River. check out the website for details.

www.eurobikemaine.org

by **Hedge** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:26 pm

Hey Brett - I knew we had some Maine-iacs on this site. We just recruited a new member, NEPatriots9, from Maine and maybe you guys can hook up for the ride down to the BTB.

how men screw up romance

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