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Baked Beans - This is hilarious!

(This one is much too cute not to share. Enjoy! Be sure to

grab a tissue; I think you'll be laughing so hard you'll

cry!)

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it

became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme

sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the

way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called

my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to

walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor

of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to

walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the

time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I

knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All

the way home, I made sure that I released ALL the gas.

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and

exclaimed delightedly: 'Darling I have a surprise for dinner

tonight!'

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner

table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my

blindfold, the telephone rang... He made me promise not to

touch the blindfold until he returned and went

to answer the call.

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and

the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband

was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my

weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but

it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in

front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and

fanned the air around me vigorously.

Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more.

The stink was worse than cooked cabbage!!!

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the

other room, I went on like this for another few minutes.

The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone

farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned

the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap

and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and

pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my

husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me

if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I

had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner

guests seated around the table chorused: 'Happy Birthday!'

I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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