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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:10 amI think you need to switch back to an American beer Tito the blue is gonna be banned on friday nights LOL.
Jimmy
Bennington Triumph Bash
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:03 pmFunny
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:20 pmMore funny
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:22 pmLOL
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:06 amTwo drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"
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The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"
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Bad Monkey!
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:12 amA guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
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The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:42 pmGeek joke for ya...
An atom walks into a bar. Bartender says "why do you look so sad?"
Atom says "I just lost an electron"
Bartender says "are you sure?"
Atom says "I'm positive."
badum cchchch!
I'll be here all week.
An atom walks into a bar. Bartender says "why do you look so sad?"
Atom says "I just lost an electron"
Bartender says "are you sure?"
Atom says "I'm positive."
badum cchchch!
I'll be here all week.
Funny
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:51 pmFunny! LOL
Tito
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:24 pm
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Smack the penguin
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:47 pmSmack the Penguin!
Left click to activate, click again to swing bat
http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf
Tito
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ps 295 was my high score
Left click to activate, click again to swing bat
http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf
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ps 295 was my high score
Tito
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:55 pm292 feet was the best I could get ,any pointers on smackin the penguin. That lick the balls funny is funny..........Just hit a 306.5 LMAO It's fun. Would be great on Huge screen!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:48 pmThat there is some fun shit my dog is barking at the sound and I am laughing so hard I have got to get some sleep.
Jimmy
Jimmy
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:41 amI managed 303 feet, but the best part was that on one of my other swings, I made the penguin fly so high up that when he came down he stuck straight down into the snow.
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Penguins
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:43 amI really like penguins! for real! They are some pretty though Mother's!
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