Bennington Triumph Bash

just a reminder all:
i'm a peacable sort, so no guns in the fort!
(we defend the fort with sling shots)
tonup and lovel will be patting everyone down at the door!
thanks!!
robin

may I request that you pat me down?

sorry...lovel and tonup are the appointed patters

So Tonup, how does it feel to be elected to fondle, er , I mean frisk everyone that comes in the door?

Robin,
All kidding aside, I'll be heading out for a long ride after Bennington. I'm not a gun guy. I'd probably end up in jail if I were, but I'd like to purchase some pepper spray as I'll be camping some and I'm a townie, not a back-woods guy. Wild animals and pain-in-the-asses don't set well with me.

Long way of saying, here in Massachusetts I need a gun license to have pepper spray. But I know this doesn't apply in Vermont. Is there a place I can buy it in Bennington?

LoVel wrote:So Tonup, how does it feel to be elected to fondle, er , I mean frisk everyone that comes in the door?

I fell SPECIAL! LOL, I love fondling!

Rules are Rules! We must be nice to our Host!


Tito


Ton Up!

lol... the MACE factory is here in bennington. i'm sure that you can get pepper spray i'll find out. i just have the slingshots....and that big knife.

Thank you.

What about Tasers?

Hedge I will not be searching for tasers unless I get further instructions. We have a plan but the plan remains fluid.

I figured if there were any assholes pulling off ladies tops we could taser the motherfucker and video it and post it on the web!

I wont be bringing any guns but do have a problem with body cavity searchs so dont push your luck. I will be good I promise but I do have a tendency to hurt people when they touch me so Lovel and Tito you better be gentle LOL. I dont think we are going to have any problems other then asking who is that ? You should revise your rule to no weapons guns aren't the only thing to worry about how about grenades think you should ban them to I have heard stories about them there northern people.

Jimmy

I'm not carrying either. I tend to get a little nervous myself being frisked...it reminds me of the old days. If it makes you guys feel more comfortable well , then......okay. Speed.

The only cavities I will be searching will belong to the person I am married to.

Hedge after we taser them we can throw them off the roof of the fort.

I think I am going to pass on the fort tour. Infact you people are starting to make me think your fuckin nuts up there. Tazzers and throwing people from roofs and body cavity pat downs damn its just a motorcycle get together I was planning on being on my best behavior but I might want to rethink this trip I would have rather watched nude jello wrestling and drank some beer in Daytona with 1%ers with guns.

Jimmy