Bennington Triumph Bash

> > For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an
> > 'Australian treasure!'
> >
> >
> >
> > General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love
> > his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and
> > children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love
> > this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a
> > portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General
> > Cosgr
> ove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his
> > military headquarters.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
> > So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young
> > boys when they visit your base?
> >
> > GENERAL COSGROVE:
> > We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
> > Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
> >
> > GENERAL COSGROVE:
> > I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
> >
> > FEMALE
> INTERVIEWER:
> > Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be
> > teaching children?
> >
> > GENERAL COSGROVE:
> > I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline
> > before they even touch a firearm.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
> > But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
> >
> > GENERAL COSGROVE:
> > Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one,
> > are you?
> >
> > The radio went silent and the interview ended.

Funny stuff!

I like it Benny!



Tito


Ton Up!

An old biker sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, 'Are you a real biker?'
>>>
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life riding motorcycles, going to bike rodeos, fixing my friends bikes metric or american, cleaning my chrome, fixing flats, working on motorcycles, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a biker.'
>>>
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'
>>>
The two sat sipping in silence.
>>>
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old biker and asked, 'Are you a real biker?'
>>>
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'




Tito

Ton Up!