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FRIENDS

PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 3:17 pm
by TonUp
Are you tired of those
sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good,
but never actually come close
to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of
True Friendship.
You WON'T see
cutesy little smiley faces
on this card-
Just the stone cold truth
of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6.. When you are confused,
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have....

8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up
and dust you off--
After I laugh!!!

9. This is my oath....
I pledge it to the end..
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!
***********************
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only YOU
can feel the
true warmth.
**********************


Tito


Ton Up

PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 3:46 pm
by davidc
:-) That's pretty good stuff!

PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 6:18 pm
by matts1050
UH OH! Tito has too much free time...

PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 7:51 pm
by ATriumphGoddess
I'm blessed to have a few friends that fit this definition. :)

Cheers!

PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 7:27 am
by TonUp
WORD! I agree!


Tito


Ton Up

Friends!

PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 7:24 am
by TonUp
Yo Bill!


I am your friend! LOL

see you soon!


Tito

Ton Up


ps You need fucking therapy brother!

PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 9:15 am
by bonnevillebilly
Hey Tito
What’s so funny about being my friend?
I tried therapy but it was driving me crazy.
See you in a couple of weeks my friend.

Bill

Friends

PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 11:57 am
by TonUp
bonnevillebilly wrote:Hey Tito
What’s so funny about being my friend?
I tried therapy but it was driving me crazy.
See you in a couple of weeks my friend.

Bill



Bill!
I like that you are honest (except when pulled over by the cops) and always say what is on your mind!


See you soon my friend!

Tito

Ton Up

PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 1:58 pm
by LoVel
Damn, this thread brings a tear to my eye.

Hug Me

PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:09 pm
by TonUp
I know what you mean! I am getting all choked up myself!
I need a hug! where is HEDGE???



Tito


Ton Up

PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:18 pm
by Rockers CT
Yeah were is Hedge???

PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:48 pm
by LoVel
yeah, where is that bitch

PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 7:12 am
by modre
LoVel wrote:yeah, where is that bitch


Hi guyz...my guess is he skated with the funds in the last market meltdown and grew a mustache.

glad to see the bash has legs.

I had a mondo-weird back episode this winter... I guess age has taken over and I'll not ever make it to the party, but my heart is there.

Just this AM I remembered this is the season, so I thought I'd check in.

Mark, I just read your W Va. trip post...had I known I would have offered my SW Pa. crib for a refresh stop. Nice roads down this hill-billy way eh?

Cheers!

PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 7:55 am
by TonUp
modre wrote:
LoVel wrote:yeah, where is that bitch


Hi guyz...my guess is he skated with the funds in the last market meltdown and grew a mustache.

glad to see the bash has legs.

I had a mondo-weird back episode this winter... I guess age has taken over and I'll not ever make it to the party, but my heart is there.

Just this AM I remembered this is the season, so I thought I'd check in.

Mark, I just read your W Va. trip post...had I known I would have offered my SW Pa. crib for a refresh stop. Nice roads down this hill-billy way eh?




Modre


We will miss you! Can you drive over for the Saturday night party?

Rode PA Route 144 Elk Scenic Highway 2 times last year, awesome road.


Tito

Ton Up

Re: Cheers!

PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 8:36 am
by modre
Modre
We will miss you! Can you drive over for the Saturday night party?
Rode PA Route 144 Elk Scenic Highway 2 times last year, awesome road.
Tito
Ton Up[/quote]

not in the immediate future...some bastard took my jeep apart...

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on the good side, it WILL boogie once again and the trailer patiently awaits should I get a second wind...hide the women.

as an update, this winter I made the perfect seat for the Bonneville that works around that rediculous hump at the tailbone...it's a flat aluminum pan for changing position, skinny at the front for dirt bike legs... 2 feet flat at stops, and tractor seat-ish for the butt cup back with a gel pad...as well as flips up either side with a tasty storage spot above the lowered battery... I haven't been posting these innovations on the net, but I have been busy. I don't mind posting them here... I'll work towards some pics if folks would like some seat porn.