how men screw up romance
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by ATriumphGoddess » Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:04 pm
LOL.
We women do much better when we don't expect EVERYTHING to be perfect.
We women do much better when we don't expect EVERYTHING to be perfect.
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Splash
by TonUp » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:03 pm
Ouch!
That is going to hurt!
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That is going to hurt!
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Oven
by TonUp » Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:00 pm
Hedge wrote:Ouch? Tito - do you know what the Dutch Oven is?
Amuse me! Indulge me please! LOL
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by Hedge » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:48 am
Your in bed with your significant other . . . you let out a rippen Fart . . . and you pull the covers over her head so she is trapped in the Dutch Oven! 
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Stinky
by TonUp » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:09 am
As you say " HONEY I AM COLD!"
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by Hedge » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:21 am
LOL - I usually ends with me getting slugged real hard in the shoulder and then her going out to the couch for an hour or so. Note - it is usually good to try this gag after you had sex or if you want quiet time during a good movie or sporting event!
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Quiet
by TonUp » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:26 am
Hedge!
Good pointer! Quiet time is very important!!! LOL
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Good pointer! Quiet time is very important!!! LOL
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by mark » Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:44 pm
LoVel wrote:I must say I haven't tried that yet.
I can't wait to see Robin's response to this one.
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by Speedblastr » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:35 pm
Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake. Donna doesn't like that either,'Dutch oven', the only difference is you have to wave the covers to get the full ambience to your significant other, of course you might take a slap for it.
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