Hillary

by **drlapo** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:32 pm

Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a very old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't the aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary???
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!"

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it!"

by **sweatmachine** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:13 am

we can only wish....that's funny.

by **hankspeed3** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:33 pm

too funny

by **Speedblastr** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:55 pm

by **bonnevillebilly** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:12 pm

FUCK YOU

Now that's even funnier then the Hillary joke.

Bill

by **Speedblastr** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:18 pm

bonnevillebilly wrote:FUCK YOU
Now that's even funnier then the Hillary joke.

Bill

I knew somebody would get a kick out of that . Am I right though ?

by **Speedblastr** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:04 pm

HERE DOGGY !

by **JEnfield** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:08 pm

No wonder he wants back in the whitehouse so he can get a real blow job again.

Jimmy

by **Speedblastr** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:28 pm

Don't forget those tasty cigars , Jimmy ! LMAO "Page, Ohhh....Page, could you come to my desk for a minute "

by **TonUp** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:30 pm

Where is Monica?

Tito

Ton Up!

by **mark** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:48 am

The dog's name is Monica.

--mark

by **TonUp** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:03 pm

Hillary Who?

Tito

Ton Up!

by **hankspeed3** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:06 am

I saw where some college men brought a sign to a Hillary campaign rally and it said: "Iron my shirt". They were swiftly escorted out of the event. Even after the D's keep reminding us how they are for freedom of speach and all. I guess its only if its their flavor of speech. Some say it was staged, but god I love that. when I heard about it, I nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard. I think I'm going to get a bumber sticker that says "Hey Hill, iron my shirt".

by **Ohio TT** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:56 am

Bill's going to be in town Sunday night. Sorry but I'll pass on that. Two weeks ago Jesse Jackson was here...missed that one too. I can hardly wait to see who shows up next.

by **TonUp** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:58 pm

Are we having Cigars?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Lewinsky

Tito

Ton Up!

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