Jimmy ! WTF howzit goin' Well ?

by **JEnfield** » Fri May 09, 2008 10:03 pm

What do they always say plans are made to be broken. I had everything worked out for my parents to take care of the Daughter and the animals for that weekend and now they are going to North Carolina in the motor home two days before I leave. Man its always something that fucks up my plans. Every time I plan a get away someone fucks it up. I only asked for Firday threw Sunday away from the crap been planning this shit since November I dont fuckin know anymore I will figure things out. It sounds as if it was going to be a weekend of hanging out at the hotel parking lot. I dont think my working low class redneck ass is going to fit in very well up there.

Jimmy

by **TonUp** » Fri May 09, 2008 10:52 pm

Jimmy!

I am sure you have friends or relatives down there! You do have friends up here! You better show up! I want to buy you a beer and shake your hand!

Tito

Ton Up!

by **JEnfield** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:33 pm

Stop Tito you just wanted to pat my sexy fat ass down before I entered the fort LOL. I am trying my best my friend but things at this point ain't looking to good. Wife is major pissed over the deal and has told me to go if I want but this was going to be a couples vacation so we will see what I can do . Crunch time is upon me its time to try magic I guess. I am a nats ass away from fuckin screaming and stomping my feet and throwing a temper tantram like a fuckin 3yr old.

Jimmy

by **Speedblastr** » Sat May 10, 2008 7:39 am

Take a couple of deep breaths Bro ! That kind of shit happens to me 75% of the time. That is unexpectedly strange of them though.Keep your chin up J. Try to look into a solution. I'm hoping you can arrive at one. If this misfit MF will fit in , I'm sure you will. Hang in there and don't give up just yet. Look at it like the old days , you know, we always found a way . Speed.

by **bonniegirl** » Sat May 10, 2008 8:42 am

mr enfield
i'm afraid that you have the wrong impression of me. my request for no guns at the fort stems from a number of bad gun episodes with my gun totin' harley riding lunatic exhusband from 14 years ago. i just don't want a bunch of people that i don't know running around my apartment with guns. i had enough of that when i was married the first time. about "your redneck ass": i can change valve cover gaskets on older cars, pull radiators, patch bodywork on a car or truck with duct tape and paint it so nicely that you have to look closely to tell it's not a good bondo job. for a vegetarian (my reasons for that are not typical) i have eaten more game meat than most omnivores. i am very liberal and accepting of others (til they piss me off). keep in mind that i married a conservative repulican carnivore from alabama. i don't get to spend nearly enough time with him and i really have no intent on sharing him with you

now, all that said, i'm ordering beer tomorrow for the bash, what kind do you like?

by **JEnfield** » Sat May 10, 2008 9:07 am

Dear Mrs Lovel I never meant to imply that I wouldn't fit in with you and I really respect your wishes I fully understand the gun issue allthough I own several hundred of them I am really on edge when someone else has one around me. I figured out you are not the average do your hair and nails type of Lady early on in this adventure. As far as the LIberal thing I would love to have the time to ask and answer some questions on your stands over country and life in general. Vegaterian I have now problem with that I cant complain about veggies I love to eat them myself. I am a different type of person I would stand up and defend your honor just because I can so dont ever think I dont like or want baddly to meet you and Paul and wish you all the best in what ever life has to offer. I could careless about politics sexuality color age I just want to have fun on my scooter thats all. I call my self a low class redneck cause I am proud to be a very well rounded self made open minded peace loveing man till like you have said someone pisses me off. So if I get the chance I will show up just dont throw me off the roof I would hate to put a dent in your side walk it would just be something else I would have to pay for. ANd for that MR Enfield shit you keep that up and we might have to have a talk all my friends call me Jimmy.

Jimmy

by **bonniegirl** » Sat May 10, 2008 9:14 am

nice to meet you jimmy.
what is your beer preference?

by **JEnfield** » Sat May 10, 2008 9:25 am

Robin I like just about anything because I am 6'3" and 300lbs I prefer light beer. If I may I would prefer to have just a simple cup of coffee .

Jimmy

by **bonniegirl** » Sat May 10, 2008 9:29 am

coffee i can certainly do!
i'll have some light beer to on hand, it goes better with pizza.
i wonder if we should have the wedding pies on friday nite?

by **JEnfield** » Sat May 10, 2008 9:36 am

I am not that easy cheap yes but you cant wed me off till atleast saturday night LOL. Pies are good seven days a week but I think friday night I should be able to taste test each one to make sure everyone else will be getting the proper culinary experience . Hell its the least I could do.

Jimmy

by **bonniegirl** » Sat May 10, 2008 12:16 pm

jimmy
bring the kid. i know a bunch of responsible types that can babysit. how old is she?

by **JEnfield** » Sat May 10, 2008 5:12 pm

Robin she is 16 but has never stayed at home alone and she looks like a damn 20 something built like a bomb shell its not babysitting I am worried about its baby makin LOL. Someone has to feed the animals and she isn't going to be out of school by then. I will figure something out I am working on it as I type but thats my life plans are just emtpy thoughts .

Jimmy

by **Hedge** » Sat May 10, 2008 6:41 pm

Jimmy bring your little one if that's what needs to be done! Stick your bike in your truck and pack your wife and your young'in in that their truck and drive the whole family up here. If your with me, I can guarantee that you will not be spending your whole weekend in a parking lot.

As for me, I said way, way back that I was willing to bet that Mrs. Hedge would back out at the last moment and tell me to have a nice weekend, and she will be very happy hanging out at home doing her thing. However, I do really want her to come, so she can experience this whole thing and shed a new light on motorcycling as something fun to do. Therefore, I am going to press her hard to come but only to a certain point. She knows that me not going because she isn't - is not an option!

My friend - I have really been looking forward to meeting you and it will be a great disappointment if your not riding up Northbound to Bennington with the "Ugly Monkey Ass Gang"!

by **bonnevillebilly** » Sat May 10, 2008 6:56 pm

Jimmy
From reading your posts for the past 6 months I know you will do what ever you have to do to make it work.
I too am looking forward to meeting you. So you do what ever it is to make it happen my man.
And I will see you in Bennington, The big green mountains are calling you.

Bill

by **Speedblastr** » Sat May 10, 2008 9:34 pm

Dig it ! Let's Bike & Let's Party! BTB! Mr EnField ; LMAO I think it did fall off !

Jimmy ! WTF howzit goin' Well ?

Plans!

J

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